Found on a piece of paper by superdeathmonkey, literature
Literature
Found on a piece of paper
1 + 1 is 2
2 + 1 makes 3
what the hell are we meant to do
with Trigonometry
[scribble]
Penis is a bad word
Some people play with it
Some monkeys throw it
[small sketch]
Hydrogen, Borylium, another one, another one
I dont know the rest, cause i havent even studied them
[end)
In The Mind Of A Mad Man by superdeathmonkey, literature
Literature
In The Mind Of A Mad Man
Like a dream, slipping in and out of reality, in a blur of colour and motion, I found myself here. The light swings above head, and the pale figure walks towards me. His hand out as if to shake mine. My hands bound behind me. The hand turned to a fist, the fist shifted in power towards my face. Upon impact I feel nothing. And out of reality I sleep again.
Released from my cage, in my brain, and reality. Time bends in a dance of death and red. The pain flows through my veins as the impact of the fall into the bar wall prison. The echo of an explosion of motion and darkness becomes my whole. I sit in the darkness and consume the food from the
A change of image
A change of heart
Long conversations
and a slipped out fart
Friends forever
Friends be gone
Friends with you
Friends for long
I miss you
This, song, makes... no SENSE!!!
HWARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
WA WA WA WA WA WAWAWAW!!
Rawr lol bbq!!
bbq bbq bbq!
Rawr lol bbq!!
bbq lol!!
(Chorus)
Look I've got a gun! Bang!
Look I've got a gun! Bang!
Zebra Zebra run, Gun!
Zebra Zebra run, Gun!
Look at it run, Look at it run
Hey I've got a gun! Bang!
Look I've got a gun! Bang!
Look at the zebra run!!
Zebra Zebra run, Gun!!
Zebra Zebra run,
having lots of fun
running in the sun
if only it was a nun
but alas im too dum
WHOA poo comes out the bum?
guess i should suck my thumb
but you never know...
HEY!
(Chorus)
Sitting on my bum
chewing lots of gum
drinking lots of rum
add
Life is a field, a large green field with a white wooden picket fence around it.
In the middle of this field was a tiger-stripped cat. This cat would sit in the middle of the field and never move, because the cat knew there was something behind him. He never looked around and checked, but he knew it was there. He felt its presence. So the cat sat there, in the middle of the field, and just stared forward.
From time to time, various people would pass the fence, who he really didn't care about. He sat fixed knowing that the thing behind him would get upset if he moved. Sometimes some of the people would come right up to the fence and put thei
once, there was a man called Henry, John was just like any other girl, except he wasnt one.
anywho, Henry was walking down the street one day, when out of the corner of the robots eye, it saw a 5 dollar coin. The outer space alien, Henry, picked up the 7 dollar note, and examined it. "Hmmm, she said" and in an instant he gobbled the 2 dollar check down.
when Henry the three eyed robot alien girl john went to sleep that night, she dreamed of a bit rooster, but out of the corner of the robots eye, it saw a 5 dollar coin. The outer space alien, Henry, picked up the 7 dollar note, and examined it. "Hmmm, she said" and in an instant he gobbled t
One day, far far away, possibly in the future, maybe even far far away, in the future, there was a dog!
This dog was named Cat, Cat liked to run, Cat liked to jump, Cat liked to eat and Cat even liked to run and eat, and jump.
One day, Cat came across a Cat named Dog, Dog liked to Run, Dog liked to Jump but most of all, Dog like to dress up as Gorrilas, the Cat liked to help the Dog dress up as gorillas because it was friends with the dog thing.
One day, Cat and Dog were walking down the mall, looking for some por...er..CD's, Cat found a CD that he liked, but Dog didnt like it, so he pee'd all over the CD and chucked it at some random pers
I had a little goldfish
IT DIED! IT DIED!
My mum said it was sleeping
SHE LIED! SHE LIED!
We ended up cooking the fish
IT FRYED! IT FRYED!
Nobody could eat the fishy, but…
WE TRIED! WE TRIED!
I had to throw away the fishy
ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!
My uncle didn't want to, he was too…
UP TIGHT! UP TIGHT!
My dad threw it right out…
OF SIGHT! OF SIGHT!
I then shit my pants
IN FRIGHT! IN FRIGHT!
I don't know how I sleep
AT NIGHT! AT NIGHT!
Will I get another fishy?
I MIGHT!!! I MIGHT!!!
A friendly little game... by superdeathmonkey, literature
Literature
A friendly little game...
I sit here behind an old rusted Ute. I don't know how long it's been here, but at the moment I'm hidden by the people that hunt me. All I can smell is the grease from their weapons. They come carrying axes and swords.
There isn't any way I can get out of here without them noticing. I knew this shed was a bad place to hide in, but it looked like the least suspicious place of all at the time. I can hear their footsteps on either side of the Ute.
Getting closer… To the point where I can hear them breathing
I need to get out, I need to escape, but it might be too late. Should I sit here and accept my fate, or should I get up and fight them? Or
(stolen from CoolKidCoco (https://www.deviantart.com/coolkidcoco))
The first FIVE people who reply to this journal get put up here, along with three of my favorite deviations by them. I'll edit them in once I get replies.
But you have to put this in your journal as well, so no cheating! D:
From Narikia (https://www.deviantart.com/narikia)
The rules:
List 11 things you want to say to 11 different people.
Don't say who they pertain to.
Feel free to comment, but don't confirm or answer anything.
Never discuss it again.
[01]
Get out of my life, and stay the fuck out, don't come back, ever...
[02]
I really hope we can become closer friends again, i really miss you being there, we was always so close...
[03]
I'm sorry i've upset you, i really am, i wish i could take back everything bad i've said and all the selfish things i've done... i'm just finding it a bit hard to juggle my life around at the moment
[04]
I wish i could see you more, i wish i could